Lifehack: if you go into the theaters with the mindset that books and movies are different forms of entertainment you’ll be a lot happier in life
Now, if she touches like this
Will you touch her right back?
bro remember when u listened to this song in the commons area of your middle school and you had a purple and black zebra case on your ipod and your background was a cartoon monster or cupcake and muffin that said ‘muffins are just ugly cupcakes’and you were wearing glittery converse and you teased and straightened your hair and wore a bow in itand you told everyone u got the bow at hot topic but you really got it at claires for 6.95 and you had like a whole dance choreographed in your head to this song but you never actually did it and then you went and talked about nightmare before christmas with your friend for an hour over skype
Remember that movie in which Jack Black was a teacher and building a rock band and when a little black chubby girl asked to be a singer he only said “sure! let me hear you” and the moment she started using her beautiful voice his lit up like all of his dreams came…
Is that… is that even healthy?
There are sea organisms and fungi which glow in the dark and there’s fireflies and jellyfish which glow in the dark. It doesn’t do them any harm nor does it do the people around them any harm. I would say its pretty healthy, as well as it would mean more photosynthesis happening in cities which mean cleaner air.
I was just curious about how they were doing it and for some reason I didn’t think to click the link. But thanks! It makes more sense now. I was afraid it was some kind of chemical thing.
nah just genetic modification using existing bioluminescent genes. Genetics is really cool, and so is bioluminescence. I mean they’ve already made pigs glow using jellyfish genes and pigs are waaay more complicated than trees iirc. So they’re actually (i think) less likely to muck it up with trees.
In which case
(I like glowy things)
#Glowy trees replacing streetlights would save SO MUCH ENERGY#but I’d want longitudinal studies about how such things would impace whole ecoysystems#like what does eating a luminescent leaf do to insects#if anything? How does the presence of glowy trees alter nocturnal animal behavior as compared to streetlights#that kind of thing…
Streetlights completely fuck up diurnal animals.
City birds mostly stay awake all night before eventually collapsing with exhaustion because streetlights make them think it’s not quite night time yet.
Bioluminscence has a much softer kind of glow to it, if anything it would probably be better for urban animals and may let them sleep more naturally.
A lot more things are bioluminscent than you might think, humans are actually slightly bioluminescent, but it’s not bright enough for us to see.
i wanna feel how dogs feel when you let them go in a big field
Parks and Recreation Alphabet → b
↳ ben’s butt
"You ever heard Leslie talk about Ben’s butt? I’m all like - damn, girl, you mad sweet on that back meat."
And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog
@arze: inventor, musician, cool dad.
ellen page is a tiny apologetic menswear elf and laverne cox is a statuesque queen lifting her award in benediction
This looks like the most amazing prom picture ever.